Run Jokes

When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*

What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run ??

Stephen hawkings

Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? here's a good example...

A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apperently) through out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "why are you running?" "My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!" They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?" "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"

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You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them

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If a person in a wheel car runs you over, can you call it a Hit and Can ́t Run

I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried

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so one day a boy was at his dads work when another little boy ran in crying then the dad said aw little boy are you lost wheres your parents and the little boy at his dads work said OMG! dad you cant say that! why cant he say that?

Answer: He works at an Orphanage.

Why did the mights laugh when they run?

The grass tickled their balls😅😂🤣

A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me one is red one one is blue.one is chewing up my shoe.now i'm running for my life because the red ones got a knife

My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrofe

Me running from the principal cause I put ten woman’s rights book on the fictional section🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻😂😂 haha

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan. What are they gonna do run home and tell their parents

Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene? He didnt have the guts to see it.

Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button

Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies

Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer