People say dogs are like their owners. So true. My dog keeps on running into the street as if she doesn't care about her life. I don't care about her life either hahahaha!!;)
How to get a 1000 followers on instagram?
Run through africa with a bottle of water.
Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches
I was in a bar in Italy, me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number, I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found, I turned back then I saw Pessi running with it, shame on you Pessi for ruining my night! 😭
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks then he'll have to call his pub a Mars Bar
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
so a blind man got run over by a car......a parked car
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them
How do you find a red neck virgin?
Just look for a 4 year old they can run faster than her brothers
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Me running from the principal cause I put ten woman’s rights book on the fictional section🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻😂😂 haha
A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me one is red one one is blue.one is chewing up my shoe.now i'm running for my life because the red ones got a knife
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene? He didnt have the guts to see it.
Yo momma is so ugly Slenderman runs from her. It's also why he has no eyes.
I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games. Suddenly they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running, the other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?". The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back,". The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking. The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says "step on a line and you break your father's spine,". The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE,". The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose
What do you call a orphan running to home.
He couldn't find home.
