Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer but they only had 2 dollars each. Christopher got an idea and run away to the butcher and see if he got something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys. - Are you crazy?! Said Tony to Christopher. 'We don't have any money!' - Take it easy now, said Christopher. 'I have a plan.' When they finnished drink everything up christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth. The bartender saw what they did and throw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub. After the 10th pub said Tony: I can't do this anymore. I am drunk and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk. - How do you think i feel? Said Christopher exhausted. ' I dropped the sausage in the 3th pub!'
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.
When I hit a home run I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
fence 1 - was thinking and fence 2 - said are you still on the fence about runing away. Fence 1- said yeah i was thinking of running one the RAILROAD
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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alcholics don't run in my family, they drive
Orphans and pretty tough I mean you never see them running home...
why did the prisoner run away? to spit bars
I love when I could run throw the grass and feel the wind on my face. Then my mom told me to get off VR and then I wheeled myself to her
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
I saw a black person riding bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
One time I tried running to home but I forgot I don't have one so I stayed at third
What is the difference between runners and my car? My car is still running
Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they can’t get a home run
run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school Hi
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
