Run jokes
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.
But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.
Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.
"Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"
"Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."
When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.
The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.
After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."
"How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.