Run jokes
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Fuck you
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...