Run jokes
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Memes
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*