Roses jokes
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.