Roses jokes
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am gay, so are you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.
At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.
Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"
Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.
The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"
The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.