Roses jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

Roses are red, violets are violet,

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

If you are a female pedo, I am looking for you.

And if you want, I'll give you my wand.

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

Why did the big rose say to the little rose?

"Hi, bud."

"Why is my name Rose?"

"A rose fell on your head when you were born."

"Why is my name Daisy?"

"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."

"Bedrock is better than Java!"

"Oh, hi Brick!"

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am high and so are you.