Roses jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am gay, so are you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

Roses are red, grass is greener.

When I think of you, I play with my weiner.

Roses are red,

my life is a disaster,

the children are fast,

but the combine is F A S T E R!

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.

Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Jared from Subway touches the youth.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.

At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.

Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"

Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.

The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"

The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)