Roses jokes

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Roses are red, I have a confession:

A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

Roses are red, I reload fast...

I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Jared from Subway touches the youth.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Roses are red, Larry is bad.

I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Roses are red, just like your lips.

Mountains are big, just like your tits.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.