Roses jokes
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.