Roses jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.

Roses are red, Larry is bad.

I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

Roses are red, I reload fast...

I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.