Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.