My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
