Roses are red

Roses Are Red Jokes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Fortnite

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

Rose

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Once I'm done choking you,

You will be too.

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  • Monkey

    Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.

    Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!

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  • Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

    Priest

    Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

    Bullet

    Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

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  • Dad

    Roses are red.

    My soul is black.

    I am never getting my dad back.

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  • Poo

    Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

    Poem

    My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

    I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

    Teacher

    Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

    Thot

    Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

    Trade

    Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.

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  • Banana

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

    Rose

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?