Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.

Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!

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  • Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

    Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

    My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

    I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

    Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?