Roses are red

Roses Are Red Jokes

Poem

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

Bitch

Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.

Oh wait, I am.

Insult

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

Crack

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Rickroll

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Friend

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Titty

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

Mom

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

Blood

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

Toaster

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Rose

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

Peace

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Smile

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Support

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

Poem

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.