Roses Are Red Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.

Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

Roses are red, lemons are sour.

Open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,

If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your brother is gay, and so are you.

Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!