Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!

Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

Roses are red, violets are violet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!