Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your brother is gay, and so are you.

Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!

Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

Roses are red, violets are violet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

GET IN THE VAN!!

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!