Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Roses Are Red Jokes
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)
Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.