Roses are red

Roses Are Red Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

Gf: "I luv u too."

Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

Gf: "Ah, about that..."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.