Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

Gf: "I luv u too."

Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

Gf: "Ah, about that..."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

    Roses are red, I reload fast...

    I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!

    Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.