Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

Gf: "I luv u too."

Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

Gf: "Ah, about that..."

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are red, I reload fast...

I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!