Room jokes

Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?

Because they have a home room.

What did the floor say to the ceiling?

"I look up to you."

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.

If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?

The Royal Commission.

Alternatively, Tony Abbott.

Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?

Sans: What do you call them?

Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!

Foxy the fox was a careless fox. She didn't care about her friend Froggy.

Froggy was a careful frog. One day, Froggy decided to teach the fox a lesson.

Foxy was in her bed sleeping when Froggy made her room an entire mess. She got up, and then her mother berated her for not cleaning her room. From now on, she is a careful fox.

Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!

When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!

Later!

I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)