there is a room of men jamal, david and afzul. "jamal is black", "david is white" and "afzul is a pakistani" -who set of the bomb-
afzul its clearly him cause hes a pa...
son: dad im gay dad: i support you son: i like you dad: get out and into my room
Dad: no Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate cause it's lunch time the guys ask the man to do a favor and he says sorry guys I have a lot on my plate!
When I was 17 my mom’s door was always locked I wonder what she was doing
What makes it cold 🥶 in a room? Air conditioning
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room So I said “I guess she wasn’t fealine it” My dad said “you’ve got to be kitten me that was purfect” I said “literally”
I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face
There once was a brother and a sister so one night it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brothers room and asks " can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared" the brother replies with " yea sure but just don't tell Mom" so the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boys penis and asks "what's that?" And the boy replies with "that's my pet snake" and the girl asks "can I pet it?" And the boy says "sure just don't tell Mom" and the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks "what happened" and the girl said "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit it's head off"
Ugh don’t you just hate it when your having sex and your parents walk in he room and say “ No more dead babies for your mister we are running low!”
When your little brother hears noice from tour room and your the only one in it
how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb. well there is 69 in my basement and its still dark
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
One day I went to my friend's apartment and he told me to make myself home. I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice-cream in one sitting? To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
I cry when U leave the room there tears of joy because U have an ugly hairline
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
