People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse. They can stay in their living room.
Why go across town when u can go across the hall?
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Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
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IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?
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One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, "you have to come with me and see this it's really important," Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can't it wait until the morning?' I pleaded, "no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically." She yawned and said, "oh so that's who's been peeing in the refrigerator."
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
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This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers.....???
Because they have a home room
I have a twin towers model in my room. It got infested with jumping spiders
If you got a priest, a rhodes scholar and a politician in a room what would you get? The Royal Commission alternatively Tony Abbott
what did the floor say to the ceiling. i look up to you.
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run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun
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What’s the difference between weed and pussy If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weeds good
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
