What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable -
but I never realized they suited me
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby In a clown suit
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
Tuxedoes suit you.
I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said "My time to shine."
Why did the priest buy a clown suit? Because the old one had blood all over it.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit. An orange jumpsuit that is :)
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know your blind.
after a week of this she can't stand it any longer. the woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why?
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant Suits
What do you call a animal in space just death because you need a space suit
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
