Room Jokes

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds they're not stepping into my room.

this happens to me all of the time

Me: *Sits in a quiet room*
My ears:
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i found this in my school. i kept it. its hanging in my room, on my wall.

S
WAR IS
PEACE,
FREEDOM 15
SLAVERY
GNORANCE:
STRENGTH.

This one butt check said to the other one it's really personal but it's ok I'll tell you.it said hey let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint watch a movie and go upstairs in the room and get down.

roses are red violets are blue my bed has room for 2 ;)

What do you call 3 people in a dark room? A porno

I was kissin my gal when the phone rang. I awnsered it and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cumed the house full XD

Ps free sex at my name

What do u call josh in a room... Gay

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there little balls

ther was an emo kids in ther room boom ther all gone know

if 6 guys are in a room with each other is it technically a 6pack?

-All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake. -Giggling like a room full of fat kids. -Drinking 8 cups if water a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

Yesterday, I saw an advert with random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful. And then I said "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

That one
mosquito in
my room
Me trying
to sleep

AWWWWWW

Little Johnny walked to his parents room, they were having sex and Little Johnny didn’t know what that was soo, he said “What are y’all doing?” The parents replied “Umm, r-rapping presents!” . Little Johnny said “ok.” and then left. In the morning Little Johnny opened his presents, his parents said “This one is from Santa!” Little Johnny said “No it’s not, y’all said y’all were rapping the presents.” The parents said “Ohh fuck” Little Johnny replied “What mommy and daddy?” They replied “Oh nothing!” “Oh ok.” Little Johnny said. The mom whispered in the dads ears “At least he doesn’t know the truth.” Little Johnny said “What truth.”

lil johnny can home one day and said what do fucking each other man then he walked tho the living room and his dad was fucking his mom so oh

Willy Wonka meme

Everyone: Why don't you have kids yet?
Me:
Because that pipe doesn't go to the
marshmallow room, It goes to the fudge room!
ifunny.co

There's a white guys, black guy, and Santa clause. They get a hotel room. White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and say put down my money or ill cut off your weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Santa clause goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. Santa clause looks at the ghost and says I'm the ghost of Christmas past you touch my dick ill kick your ass!!!