I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind. So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”
3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.
You’re momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food.
My wife said why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely
Thank fully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up emily in the bottom of the ocean
What do girls and toilet roll have in common ?
They both deal with a lot of crap
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes and every one is trying to shit on ya.
He had a song named after him. They see me rolling
People with wheelchairs listen to rolling in the deep by adele
He died because he rolled to far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
one day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore. It was like my skates were moving all by themselves but I decided to just roll with the situation
I was in my car listing to my radio steve windwood's song came on just roll with baby I said that must be one of steven hawkings favorate songs he sings to his girlfrined
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. all Fs you r*tarded. OHHHH
The reason I love Steven hawking is because thay roll of the tongue so nicely
My wife and I have been married over 30 years. But don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom. I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
Why didn't Stephen Hawkin cross the road? Because he rolled other to the other side!!!
I love Steven hawking jokes so much because that roll of the tongue so nicely.
how did steven hawking die? he rolled away and his charger unplugged
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
