You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
Puns, that's how I roll.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
