Roll Jokes

How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...

The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up Johnny said when he grows up hes going to be A motherfuking Hustler he's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a rolls- Royce and he's also going to have apartment in the City where his side bitch is going to live he's going to buy her expensive jewelry whatever she wants cars diamonds clothes shoes the teacher didn't know what to say so she calls on Sally what do you want to be when you grow up? Sally said I want to be Johnny's bitch.

i rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick and i was like that log had a child.

Puns that’s how eye rool

This disabled girl stared rolling after me so I ran to the stairs

So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the rool, and then I said; "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"

Why did the chimkin cwoss da woad? To get away from the british bastard and get the egg roll.

i go 7u7 I sad i go 7u7 get rick and rolled my son

Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill? Because is circle

Who can relate? NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

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A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao

I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind. So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”

Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food.