Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What black and white black and white black and white black and white..... I dead nun rolling down a hill
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.
Yo mama so fat she got more rolls than the sand dunes
Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding
My wife is so fat. After sex I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party ? Because he was a party pooper
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
2 guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. Cop taps the window, window rolls down. "goodevening gentlemen, we're looking for 2 pedophiles."
Guy quickly closes the window. 10 seconds later he lowers it again and says: "Ok, we'll do it."
what do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common. spit, spit, spit
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Your sister’s so short she needs to roll up her panties
why dont we keep the balls rolling
Me: you have pretty eyes Her: thank you Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
did you know the Alabama crimson tide university has the most handicapped people. you know their motto, "roll tide"
Lets rock and roll
What does it say on Stephen Hawkings headstone ? R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said...roll over...
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer he would roll with the punches.
