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*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".

The whole lot collapsed and buried him.

This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.

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Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding

Why can’t Germans call a taxi *does taxi calling motion* https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj6iIbtq9L8AhXyk4kEHTyDBS4QwqsBegQICBAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcJz6Oqm4UoY&usg=AOvVaw0mbwQc0TCp6COJ4FJHCIQp it’s not a Rick roll

what do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common. spit, spit, spit