One day it was me & my sister in the house. My sister said to me let’s order food I said we have no money. My sister said it’s cool were just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store I know the delivery boy & he won’t charge us. I said cool. The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some & ate mines in my room. I went back in the kitchen I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job I ask what are you doing. My sister replied back to me & you had your egg rolls let me enjoy mine. Then the delivery boy said don’t no charge.
Yo momma’s so fat she rolled out the bed. out the room ,down the stairs smashed through the window rolled down the road and got stuck in the grand canyon
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls, A Roll model
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
roll your eyes back you might find a brain back there
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill? Because is circle
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled to far from the outlet.
Faty and skinny sitting in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Yo mama so fat she got more rolls than the sand dunes
Me and my mom order chinese food. So when it came my mom grab the egg roll and started to sucked it down, then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom say I love you for 5 dollar.
What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”
What black and white black and white black and white black and white… I dead nun rolling down a hill
what do you call a gay drive by ?
a fruit roll up.
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!!!
How do fuck a really fat chick? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
This Chinese girl didn’t know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.