Roll jokes

Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*

What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

Spit, spit, spit!

Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Why don't we keep the balls rolling?

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

Me: You have pretty eyes.

Her: Thank you.

Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?

R. I. P. Roll in Peace.

If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.

Let's rock and roll!

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

What do you call roller skates you can walk in?

"Wock n' roll."

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Because of gravity.

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.

I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.