Roll jokes
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
Let's rock and roll!
Memes
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.