Roll jokes

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."

Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.

What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?

Abo-lanche.

Why did he quit the internet?

People kept on (rick) rolling him.

This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."

Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.

The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.

"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.

The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.

Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."

Stephen Hawking walks into... er...rolls into a bar.

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?

A. A lamb slide.

These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat... Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!" Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Because of gravity.

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.