Robbery Jokes

If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????

What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!

A guy who just got robbed says "I've been hacked and the hacker ransomware."

Once a naked women robs a bank but sadly no one can remember her face...

Banker: I have the right to take your money! Me: Check my name Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?

Banker: realizes Me:😈🖐️ gimme gimme

I robbed a person in a wheelchair, he cried and said: "you can run but you cant hide". I ran and i never saw him again

Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion? Because there not wanted yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank;)

the coffee was getting mugged so it called 911

I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?

A black guy

Q.how do you know if a gang of Chinese people robed your house A.all the rice is gone

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway

Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bakery I worked at got robbed, they demanded the dough, aparently it couldn't be baked first.

Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.

i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music

One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said...... It’s a wood hulem

The bakery where I work is being robbed I said to the people I am calling the police then I realized they did not come for the money they came for the bread. Huh go figure.

Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah