Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!
A guy who just got robbed says "I've been hacked and the hacker ransomware."
Once a naked women robs a bank but sadly no one can remember her face...
Banker: I have the right to take your money! Me: Check my name Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: realizes Me:😈🖐️ gimme gimme
I robbed a person in a wheelchair, he cried and said: "you can run but you cant hide". I ran and i never saw him again
the coffee was getting mugged so it called 911
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion? Because there not wanted yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank;)
I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway
Q.how do you know if a gang of Chinese people robed your house A.all the rice is gone
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy
a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says "woof". "oh, it's just a dog" says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says "meow", "oh it's just a cat" says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says "potato"
Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The bakery I worked at got robbed, they demanded the dough, aparently it couldn't be baked first.
Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said...... It’s a wood hulem
The bakery where I work is being robbed I said to the people I am calling the police then I realized they did not come for the money they came for the bread. Huh go figure.
