Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy
A guy who just got robbed says "I've been hacked and the hacker ransomware."
Banker: I have the right to take your money! Me: Check my name Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: realizes Me:πποΈ gimme gimme
Q.how do you know if a gang of Chinese people robed your house A.all the rice is gone
Why donβt orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion? Because there not wanted yet maybe they should rob a π¦ bank;)
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
Most people call it grave robbing... I prefer to call it crypto-currency
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh
me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
I robbed a person in a wheelchair, he cried and said: "you can run but you cant hide". I ran and i never saw him again
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast? A donation team.
so little johnny seen a robbery so he tried to stop the robber to the robbers surprise he was amazed so johnny got 20 shots to the head the end
A Woman exclaims that she was robbed she was reading in the dark candles were next to her on she says the thief opens her cabin of Jewelry and leaves and enters from the window.He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her.She turns the lights on and sees what happened.The candle wax was going down straight.A police man closes the window and cabin then tells her shes lying just for the cash reward.Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in the candle wax would be dripping to the side not straight!
i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
