Robbery jokes
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.
The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)
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A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
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bank robbery
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lowkey if dis billionaire thing don’t work out i might jus start robbing ppl
I almost got Robbed when walking my dog and all I had was a ten year old with a knife and my brother with the dog while the roofers had a gun and knuckle brass what would you do in my situation (p.s. they were scared of me when I confronted them because I was taller)