Roast jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Balls.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.