Roast jokes
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Sus