Roast jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Balls.
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.