Roast jokes

You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.

My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.

Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.

Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.

Me and your mom in the bed.

Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

"No towers? :("

"No queen? :("

Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.

I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.

What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?

One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.

What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?

It just doesn't work...