Roast jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Balls.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.