Roast Jokes

1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won't squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome

joe mama so fat that when she sat on a iphone it turned into an ipod

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

Person 1: somebody farted. Person 2: no, all I can smell is your breath

:bully: my mom says im not allowed to burn trash :me: (quiet) :bully: HEY IM TALKING TO YOU :me: are you talking to yourself? because i was listening to music until i heard you

Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying

you're dick so small they though you we're a girl when you came to the world

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out

My bully: your face is ugly. Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stair way to heaven. My bully: :(

roses are red violets are blue it's really no wonder your mama left you

My Crandall just be smashing more than u ON DA GIRlS and he was slapping yo girl last night harder the WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

When I saw your face it instantly made me throw up

What goes oOoOo your breath that scared away the Animals from the Farm

Your so ugly your mirror shattered

Your face makes onions cry.

Your mama is so fat when i think her in my head she just broke my neck

have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you Me: At least I have a brain unlike you Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella? Bully: How would you know that? Me: Because she told me herself Bully: How exactly? Me: She's on the phone right now Phone: *High pitched animal noises* Me: Told you so