Roast jokes
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.