You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the lysol didn't kill.
I’m not saying you’re ugly, but you’re the reason God created miscarriages!
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job
Your hairline so far back I rote a summary about it
roses are red, voilets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?
ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE FIVE FINGERS AND THE MIDDLE ONES FOR YOU
Your mom said can you get to the dick game
Your teeth are so yellow you spit butter
When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people? he does not like roasted vegetables
charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen