Me and my friend roasting each other.
Friend: You look like a baboon.
Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!
Animal Insults
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you absolute potato! This 'joke' is about two friends throwing insults at each other. One calls the other a baboon, and the other fires back by saying they look like a gorilla and threatens to call animal control. It's like watching chimps fling poo, except it's words, not feces. Hope that helps you out, dummy.