Roast jokes
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.