Roast jokes
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Blud is so old he pre-ordered the Torah.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"
Friend: Do you think she likes me?
Me: Yah.
Friend: Really😀😀😀?
Me: Hell no.
Friend: 😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 You did not have to be so honest.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!