Roast jokes
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.