Roast jokes
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Your face makes onions cry.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.