Roast jokes
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Your face makes onions cry.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.