You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Someday you'll go far
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
“Go back to Party City, where you belong!” — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
“It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’” — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
“Go frick a cow!”
“I already fricked your mother”
I wanna die
if i had a dollar for every time you said something smart id be broke
Joe mama so hairy when she went to the movie theater the people thought she was chewbacca
Me : Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds - Them : Your ugly - Me : Sorry I am not a mirror.
When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
Your mum is so fat when she reached for the remote and when she found it it was crushed
Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper
I was in the bedroom slapping ur girl, harder than will at the oscars
You so ugly you make onions cry
Yo mama so fat she fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star
