Roast jokes

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.

Trevor is a bitch.

You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.

What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?

Pot roast.

Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.