Roast jokes

You are so ugly my man died.

Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"

"I think you should ask yourself that."

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.

Student: Sorry to hear.

Teacher: Is anyone missing today?

Student: Your parents.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

Sus

"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.

My life is so sad it's because you're in it.

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰

I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.

Me and my friend roasting each other.

Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.

Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.