You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
