Road jokes
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Memes
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!