Road

Road jokes

Chicken

    • How do you know if a comedian is high?

    Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.

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    • Road Trip

    • Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”

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    • Chicken

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

    Road memes

    Orphan

    • I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

    I say, "Your parents."

    Lion

    • Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.

    As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.

    Then one stops and asks his companion:

    "Does this taste funny to you?"

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    • Blonde

    • A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.

    The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."

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    • Emo kid

    • I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

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