Road jokes
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...