Road jokes
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.