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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road. It didn't have the guts to do it.
why did the emu cross the road because it was the chickens days of yeah i hate myself man .
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
Solved a murder involving the nut case.
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Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack...
Toilet paper cried across the road
Why did the zebra cross the road
why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
sing I was riding my bike down the road! When a car started comin, I started runnin It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass. ;)
why did the russian cross the road?
to get to the other side
Why did the camle cross the road
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Why did the pillow cross the road
Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!
two tomatoes are walking on a road then car runs over one of them and the other says: hi ketchup :D
my blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike he should have been paying attention
