Road jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.