Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
Why did the pedophile cross the road? Because there was a school on the other side
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
