Road jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Why did the joke cross the street?
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)