Road jokes
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Memes
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.