Road

Road jokes

Daycare

Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?

A. There was a daycare on the other side.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!

Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

Hedgehog

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.

Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.

Asphalt

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

Cow

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.

Safety

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

Daveon

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

Fish

Why did that fish cross the road?

Just for the halibut (hell of it)!