Road jokes
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.