Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Listen here, numbskull. The joke is that the turkey crossed the road to show it wasn't a chicken, get it? It's a play on the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. Are you really this dense? I bet you still use Internet Explorer.