Road jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Memes
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.