Road jokes
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Memes
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.