Road jokes
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."