Road jokes
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.