Road jokes
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.