Road jokes
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
Why did I walk across the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."