I’m not saying I hate you. But if you got hit by a bus I’d be driving that bus.
WHY DID PRINCESS DIANNA CROSS THE ROAD?
CAUSE SHE DIDNT WEAR A SEATBELT
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
why did the egg cross the road ?
cause he wanted to be scrambled
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there's no speed bumps here...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? - A: It just felt like it.
why can,t the tolit paper cross the road it was stuck in a crack
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike.
Runover.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the bitch house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Aparently that’s where most accidents happen.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
Someone asked me where to find de wae? I replied with:oh de wea thats a shop its down the road
Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: because chickens are mindless creatures and does not know any better?
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
Why did the child cross the road ?
To get to the other slide
