Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Road Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...
The cat still died, why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
Why did I walk across the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the pedo cross the road?
To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
