Road jokes
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, "A beer please! and one for the road!"
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders all over the windshield.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...
The cat still died, why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!