why did the cat cross the road
2 die
How u know if a comedian is high. Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
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Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Two people walk down the road one sais to the other mitch we past weight watchers 2 minutes ago he responds jake the noodle shop is just here you been carrying that shit on your head for 14 years
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck
Why Did The Van Cross The Road? To Get To The School For The Little Kids
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road because he wasn’t chicken
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
Why did the indian cross the road? To run away from the pakistani
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
because they’re dead
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
why did the chickin crosse the road? to get to the gay guys house nock nock whos ther chickin
why did the black guy cross the road, because he wanted to.
Why didn't Stephen Hawkin cross the road? Because he rolled other to the other side!!!
I took an Uber home the other day, and the bastard was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said, "Who the f*ck taught you to drive?" To this, he replied, "Stevie Wonder."
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Stephen Hawkins died crossing the road, he was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Where you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen
How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield
