Riddles
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.