Riddle jokes
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
What is 2+2? Fish.
Student: A plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left?
Teacher: 203
Student: How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
Teacher: You can't.
Student: Yes, you can. Open the fridge door, put the elephant in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: Open the door, put in the giraffe?
Student: No, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe.
The Lion King is having a party, who isn't there?
Teacher: Let me guess, the lion.
Student: No, the giraffe, he's stuck in a fridge.
Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how?
Teacher: She stepped on the alligators?
Student: No, the alligators are at the party.
Sally dies anyway, how?
Teacher: She frowned?
Student: No, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.