What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Riddle Jokes
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
