Riddle jokes
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!