Riddle jokes
The teacher asks me what my favourite word is.
I said it but got told off and sent to the principal.
What is my favourite word?
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
What is playing with you?
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What runs but never stops?
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
Why did the lettuce win the race?
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.