Riddle Jokes

What do you call someone without a body and a nose nobody nose

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

Friend:Hey let me give you a little riddle theres a table four people who are supposed to sit there is you me will mary in witch or will they sit

Other friend:uhm you, me, mary and will?

Friend 1:nope guess again!

Other friend:okay what about will you mary me? oh wait...

friend 1:OF course!!!!:D

20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (*Their reply* Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (*Their reply* 3...) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sally fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her

My joke is about archer riddles sex life wait sorry there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

Math riddle : If have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do i have

riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. what am I?

answer: a stamp

Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife in his car and know one could see him. He threw the body out the car and thew the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife is dead and to come to the sene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops amediently arrested him. Why? ANSWER: The cops never said qhere the sene of the crime is.

A delivery service called ‘Ross deliveries’ was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender " what no soap? " then he dies and she marries the barber.

I have a riddle for u;

10 people are on a boat But they all die due to a tsunami except the captain Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat” Once he eats it, he starts crying Why?