Riddle jokes
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
What runs but never stops?
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net!
Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
What fruit likes to go down the slide?
Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a puffer fish? A fish!
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.