If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."