Riddle Jokes

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If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?

The dark.

Crime

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?

Sentence

The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.

Man

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody nose.

Sense

Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.

What am I?

Answer: a Riddle.

Hole

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

No.

Then how did you put your foot in it?

Apple

TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?

My cousin: the other half.

Polar Bear

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

Man

There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?

The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!

Trump

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.

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  • Body

    What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."

    Surname

    A little riddle...

    Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?

    ...

    Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?