Riddle jokes
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
Why did the lettuce win the race?
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
I for the class?
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!