Riddle jokes
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.