Riddle jokes
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Why did the lettuce win the race?
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
The teacher asks me what my favourite word is.
I said it but got told off and sent to the principal.
What is my favourite word?
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What is playing with you?
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
What is 2+2? Fish.
Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife, and no one could see him. He threw the body out of the car and threw the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife was dead and to come to the scene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops immediately arrested him. Why?
ANSWER: The cops never said where the scene of the crime is.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.