Riddle jokes
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
What is playing with you?
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
The teacher asks me what my favourite word is.
I said it but got told off and sent to the principal.
What is my favourite word?
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?