Riddle jokes
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.