Riddle jokes
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
I have something on my lip and I think I’m taller than you.
"Who am I?"
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Why did the lettuce win the race?