Riddle jokes
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.