Riddle jokes
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Why tie when you can knot?
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Doberman in a playground.