Riddle jokes
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
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How many YEETS are there?
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife, and no one could see him. He threw the body out of the car and threw the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife was dead and to come to the scene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops immediately arrested him. Why?
ANSWER: The cops never said where the scene of the crime is.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A dead zebra 🦓