Riddle jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.

What has a bottom at the top?

Your legs.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

A pool table.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

What's simultaneously up and down?

A retard on a plane.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

What is the name of the bear capital?

Koala Lumpur.

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.