Riddle jokes
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.