Rhyme jokes
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.