Rhyme jokes
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.