One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
