Rhyme jokes
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.