Rhyme

Rhyme jokes

Book

What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.

Grass

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

Fish

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

Rapper

Why don't rappers use the subway?

Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.

Rapper

What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?

The rhyme cellar.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?

To keep track of his rhyme time.

Rapper

What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?

The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!

People

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!