Rhyme jokes
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!