What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
what is the best thing about gay people? They're gay about being gay even though though they're gonna get shot in the USA.Wait that rhymes!!!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES
Yo mama so fat she called dr suse and he couldn’t even rhyme back
What is an orange? World's only not rhyming thing.Hehhhehehehehhe
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
