Rhyme jokes
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.