Rhyme jokes
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What is the best thing about gay people?
They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.