Rhyme jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.
Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.